these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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