we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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