Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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