$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize