Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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