so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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