I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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