I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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