I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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