He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
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so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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