quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
