Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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