The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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