She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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