apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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