I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
