Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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