At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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