im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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