your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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