He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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