nut hugger
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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