he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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