Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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