i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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