I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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