i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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