party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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