so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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