I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I wear drunk well.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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