everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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