the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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