I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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