i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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