just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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