using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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