Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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