She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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