Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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