Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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