Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
