so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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