Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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