She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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