do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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