I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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