HIV tests are more positive than that guy
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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