we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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