how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
