I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize