I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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