Dual....:-)
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Still dying that you shit outside
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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