It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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