You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize